Dice Clay Married For A Third Time
Outrageous comedian ANDREW DICE CLAY is hoping to strike it third time lucky after revealing he's a married man again.
The funnyman wed his third wife on St. Valentine's Day (14Feb10) and jokes he's having to use sex supplements to keep up with his new Latina bride, Valerie Vasquez, who is younger than him.
He says, "That's where Viagra comes in... (I want it) as hard as I can get it. I'm walking around with my penis in a cast."
The newly-married joker introduced his new wife to the world on Thursday's (04Mar10) Lopez Tonight! show in America, saying, "I never thought I'd settle down again after I got divorced... and she came up and said, 'I like your glasses,' and that was it.
"I don't know when we got engaged... All I know is Valentine's Day, 'I do,' and then we did, and that's that... She is unbelievable... She is the sweetest, most lovable, happy girl I've ever been with."
And there's more happy news for the controversial comic - he has just signed a long-term deal to perform in Las Vegas at the Hilton hotel.