Well I think in the back of our minds we were all waiting for this day to happen: Dane Bowers has been arrested at a Butlin’s Holiday Resort.

Indeed, where once he stood at the top of the UK charts with his band mates Another Level, now he finds himself standing in a urine-soaked hell hole, otherwise known as big Chokey. The Big House. Jail. Actually we think he’s long since been let out now given that he tweeted about the event, which happened last weekend. According to the Daily Mirror, Bowers was DJing at the resort in Sussex, with a source telling them “Dane was working as a DJ. The place was packed.” What happened next seems a little vague, but the upshot is there’s a video of the former pop star being led away by police. It’s turned out that he’s been charged with assault, whilst his brother Wade has been charged with assault and possession of cocaine. Builder Terry Kean was with them, and was arrested for threatening words and possession of cocaine. Say, we wonder if cocaine had anything to do with it?

Anyway, Dane tweeted about the event “Whats with Bouncers and power trips? Anyway...thanks to all the other bar staff at Butlins for a great night on Saturday...” before later asking “Anyone actually see what happened?” Maybe the clip below will jog your memory, Dane…