Church's Controversial Nun Sketch
Welsh singer CHARLOTTE CHURCH is set to outrage viewers with her new TV show, in which she dresses up as a drug and alcohol abusing nun. The 20-year-old filmed the pilot for a proposed series to be screened on British network Channel 4 last week (ends14JUL06). Church shocked the studio audience when, wearing a nun's outfit, she ate communion wafers printed with Ecstasy smiley faces, before pretending to hallucinate. She then smashed a statue of the Virgin Mary to reveal a can of cider inside. Elsewhere during the filming of the pilot, Church slammed KEIRA KNIGHTLEY as a "scrawny bird", called POPE BENEDICT XVI a "Nazi", and described VICTORIA BECKHAM as "thick as two short planks".