Roseanne Barr - Barr Might Just Be Serious About 2012 Presidential Bid

Comedienne ROSEANNE BARR insists she's not joking about running for U.S. President in 2012 - she might just be in the mix with the likes of SARAH PALIN and BARACK OBAMA.
The outspoken star insists becoming America's leader is "easy" and she quite likes the idea of putting her ideas for world peace into action.
She tells Entertainment Weekly magazine, "I'm getting all my ducks in a row. I have all these ideas, and I just might do them.
"I figured out that becoming President of the United States is really just about giving a speech, and then you don't really have to do anything else."
And she reveals one of her first acts if she was to become America's first female leader would be to limit the size of mankind's penises.
She explains, "Mandatory penile-adjustive surgery, so that there will only be one size of penis for all the men on earth. Then there won't be any more need for war!"
Barr would also initiate a "grandmother's tribunal," because America's grandmas are "driven to find solutions".


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