Allen Blasts Posh's Pout
British pop star LILY ALLEN has slammed VICTORIA BECKHAM's trademark pout and is making it her mission to put a smile on the former Spice Girl's face.
The Smile hitmaker - who recently (23Apr07) branded Posh Spice "horrendous" - plans to cheer up the frowning soccer star's wife by smearing Vaseline over her mouth.
Allen says, "She never ever smiles. It's always the same expression with her lips stuck as far out as she can push them.
"I'm going to put Vaseline on them to make her smile next time there's a camera around. Then we can find out whatever it is she's hiding in her mouth."