MARK WAHLBERG - WAHLBERG THREATENS TO 'CRACK' COMEDIAN'S NOSE

WAHLBERG THREATENS TO 'CRACK' COMEDIAN'S NOSE

Reformed thug MARK WAHLBERG has threatened to 'crack' comedian ANDY SAMBERG's nose after the funnyman poked fun at him in a skit on American comedy show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
The Happening actor, a one-time juvenile delinquent, admits he was far from impressed with Samberg's comedy in a farmyard segment, where he pretended to be hard-man Wahlberg.
And he made his feelings known on late-night chat show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday (16Oct08) when he was reminded of the clip.
Wahlberg said, "When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big f**king nose of his."
But the actor made sure Kimmel knew he was partly joking when he used Samberg's Wahlberg catchphrase, adding, "And then I'm gonna tell him, 'Say hi to your mother for me.'"
But Samberg still needs to be worried; Wahlberg said, "I think I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go to New York... wherever the f**k they shoot that show. He probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose.
"Tune in, I guaran-f**king-tee you... And then instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me. Right?"