TED NUGENT - NUGENT LANDS HUNTING SHOW - WITH HUMANS AS HIS PREY

Season 1 of Uncle Ted's new show Week 1: The Media with an emphasis on far left media.Special fly in guest is Sarah Palin. Fox news will be left out based on dwindling populations of fair and balanced ideals. Week 2: P.E.T.A. will be on the menu. This will be a desert hunt with no wild edibles available. Each member will be forced to eat venison steaks for survival. This episode will put an emphasis on getting into the mind of cannabalism. Week 3: Join us with the Hollywood elite. Actors like Sean Penn and Rosie O'Donnell are on the run. Mr. Penn will be baited with "Milk" while Miss O'Donnell off sets the agenda as a slower larger target. Special fly in guest Bill O'Reilly joins Ted and son on this hunt. This is one ticket Bill will buy. Week 4: This will be a grand slamm hunt with the likes of Harry Reid and Susan Palosi. While Mr. Reid will not last an hour based on his age, the up down agility Miss Palosi demonstrates as the President speaks to the nation should make her formidable game. A Boone and Crocket score will be equivalent to the national debt at the time of harvest. Special fly in guest is Sean Hannity. I'm glad to see TV is moving in a direction that the family can come together again and enjoy in the evenings. Uncle Ted clearly shows his American colors by leaving them Red, White, and Bruised. Thanks for nourishing my conservative soul.