SUSIE ESSMAN - ESSMAN DETAILS WILD LOVE LIFE IN NEW MEMOIR

ESSMAN DETAILS WILD LOVE LIFE IN NEW MEMOIR

Newlywed U.S. TV star SUSIE ESSMAN is shaming her ex-lovers in a steamy new memoir detailing her bizarre bedroom stories.
The Curb Your Enthusiasm actress, who married real-estate broker Jim Harder last September (08), has penned What Would Susie Say: Bulls**t Wisdom About Love, Life and Comedy.
She writes, "My past is littered with unbelievably inappropriate partners. I've been through some real humdingers over the years, or should I say hum-dingdingding-ers... I remember a guy I once dated who would say things like, 'Bob really likes Susie. Bob wants Susie to get naked'... Then there was the freak who every time he went to the bathroom made me applaud."
Essman, who was 53 when she walked down the aisle, insists her history of dating strange men eventually helped her find love.
She adds, "So you marry a guy when you're 25, and that's it? That's the extent of your sexual experience? That wasn't for me. I always thought if wedding vows went something like: 'For better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, and you'll never have sex with anyone for the rest of your life,' people wouldn't be so quick to say, 'I do.'"
The book is scheduled to hit store shelves in October (09).