TIM ALLEN - ALLEN RECALLS ROAD TRIP FROM HELL WITH BIKINI-CLAD BABE

ALLEN RECALLS ROAD TRIP FROM HELL WITH BIKINI-CLAD BABE

Movie star TIM ALLEN once spent the road trip from hell with his college crush - because she wore a bikini for the trip across America and refused to have sex with him. THE SANTA CLAUSE star was feeling lucky when he persuaded the hot teenager to take a cross-country adventure with him - and when she insisted on dressing down for the trip the young Allen felt sure he'd score. But his driving pal had no wish to lose her virginity to the lusty Allen, and insisted they remain just friends for the entire trip. Allen recalls, "She was a rich girl and, somehow, I convinced her to take a trip in her Camaro, thinking I'd hook up with her because she'd be stuck with me in that damn car. "I became the most frustrated, angry young guy. She drove in a bikini because we didn't have air conditioning and I had to just sit there in that car. We got to Los Angeles and I was just gonna go home, because I was gonna explode." In hindsight, Allen insists he's glad he didn't hook up with his road trip partner - because she wasn't all that smart. He adds, "In LA she said, `Why don't we stop by the capital before we go home?' and I said, 'The capital of what?' She said, 'We're almost in Washington!' "I said, 'That would be Washington, DC, and we're headed towards Washington State!' She said, 'That's ridiculous, they can't have two Washingtons in the same country.'"