SHERYL CROW - SHERYL 'AN ECO-HYPOCRITE'

SHERYL 'AN ECO-HYPOCRITE'

Green campaigning singer SHERYL CROW has been slammed for hypocrisy on account of her own huge carbon footprint generated during previous tours.

Critics have pointed out that the 45-year-old's demands for her entourage, which includes four buses, three tractor trailers and six cars for just 30 people, means her effect on the environment is worse than most people's.

Sheryl caused a stir this week when she claimed toilet users should limit themselves to "one square per visit" of toilet roll, "except, of course, on those pesky occasions when two or three are required".

However, eco-campaigners have taken offence to the nutty notion and slammed the songstress for her use of an army of gas-guzzling vehicles.

Sheryl has recently completed a two-week Stop Global Warming tour across the US in a bio-diesel bus, but her comments threatened to derail the eco-tour.

Other demands by the IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY singer include special coffee mugs, specific alcoholic drinks relating to the day of the week and eight pairs of cotton socks.