HELEN MIRREN - MIRREN'S TUBE FANTASY

DAME HELEN MIRREN has found a novel way to pass the time while travelling on the London Tube - she fantasies what the workers who made her journey possible looked like. But THE QUEEN actress has no time for preening and posturing males, as she likes her men musclebound and butch. She explains, "Every time I get on the Tube, I think of the butch, testosterone-driven men who dug those tunnels."