ELI ROTH - LOHAN REJECTS 'TOO OLD' ROTH

Director ELI ROTH has vowed to "hit the botox" after LINDSAY LOHAN rejected him for being too old. The 35-year-old was stunned to find himself and a pal being checked out by the starlet and her friend during a night out in Beverly Hills. But he was disheartened when Lohan cast him aside because of their 14-year age difference. He writes on his blog, "I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend 'too old,' and kept walking. "Now - she's absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f**king hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you're f**ked! Time to hit the Botox. "Now I'm in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay's right!"