LINDSAY LOHAN - HALLMARK TAKES AIM AT LOHAN, SIMPSON, JOLIE + PITT

Greetings cards mocking LINDSAY LOHAN, JESSICA SIMPSON and new parents BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to hit gift stores in America, despite an impending lawsuit filed against card giants Hallmark by a disgruntled PARIS HILTON.
Hilton's suit against the company, which depicted her as a waitress on a popular card, has yet to reach court. But Hallmark is pressing ahead with plans to unveil more cards lampooning stars.
The Lohan card will reference her battle with alcohol; Simpson's dismisses her as an airhead, and the Jolie-Pitt greeting will include caricatures of their children, according to TMZ.com
A Hallmark source tells the website, "Some of Hallmark's new humour greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians.
"These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."