Winstone: 'I'm Not A Sex Symbol

WELL THEN YOU BETTER PUT ME AWAY IN ONE OF YOU STRAIGHT JACKETS RAY, SINCE YOU "ARE" "THE CAT'S PAJAMAS", THIS ONE'S DEFFINATELY PURRING AT THE VERY SIGHT OF YOU. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR STOMACH OTHER THAN IT SO MUCH MORE FOR SOMEONE TO HOLD ON TO AND SNUGGLE UP WITH TO KEEP HER WARM!!YOU WIFE IS THE LUCKIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! AND YOU CHILDREN LOVE IT TO. WHAT A NICE TEDDY BEAR YOU MAKE. BESIDES NOTHING IS SEEN UNTIL ONE'S EYES ARE BROKEN BY THE VERY SPELL OF THEM.WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ABLE TO STARE INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL TIGER EYES OF AGATE, FACE TO FACE, YES THEY WOULD DEFFINATELY HAVE TO PUT ME AWAY IF I WAS TO BE THAT LUCKY WOMAN.AND TO WATCH YOU ON SCREEN ACTING,IS WATCHING POETRY IN MOTION!! IN DARKNESS FALLS, I TEARED UP TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART: POUR OUT OF THE FILM AND INTO MY SOUL, THEN YOU CAN SHIFT INTO THE HOTEST AND TALENTED PAGAN WARRIOR (KNIGHT)I'VE EVER SEEN! "YOU" MY DEAR, ARE AMAZING! AND, THE FACT THAT YOU ARE SO HUMBLE, IT DRIVES WOMEN ABSOLUTELY MAD!!!!!!!!!! HOW I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY REGARDS TO YOU!