Stones Snub Their Own Ballet
THE ROLLING STONES have refused to attend the premiere of a ballet based on their lives and careers, even though they will rake in a fortune from its proceeds. The ballet, entitled SATISFACTION, boasts music from the band's back catalogue - making the rockers a substantial amount of cash from royalties. But the TIME IS ON MY SIDE stars aren't interested in getting involved in the production, which hits the stage in Denmark later this month (MAR06). A spokesman says, "Mick certainly didn't stand at the side of some stage watching rehearsals, suggesting a pink tutu might be better."