Rivers Slams 'Talentless' Holmes

Sharp-tongued comedienne JOAN RIVERS has labelled TOM CRUISE's fiancee KATIE HOLMES talentless - and believes her engagement to the megastar is her wisest career move to date.

The notoriously rude Rivers believes Cruise's former partners exploited the WAR OF THE WORLDS star to boost their own status, and maintains the DAWSON'S CREEK beauty will be no different.

She says, "Each woman has done very well by him - NICOLE KIDMAN and PENELOPE CRUZ. So this one, Katie Holmes, who doesn't seem to have much talent, is probably the luckiest of all.

"I saw her in BATMAN BEGINS and, let's just say, she better hang on to Tom for a while!"


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Tags: Joan Rivers - Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes - Nicole Kidman - Penelope Cruz - Batman Begins

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