Rivers: 'Fat? Wear A Burqa'
Comedienne JOAN RIVERS is jealous of orthodox Muslim women - as they can cover up their "trouble areas" by wearing a burqa. The acid-tongued funnywoman, a great believer in cosmetic surgery, jokingly believes Islam is the best religion for those keen to conceal their bulging thighs. She says, "If you're really ugly, stay home. It's better in the long run. "Or wear a burqa. How great is that? You don't know what your thighs look like!"