Ritchie's No Chess Champ
British director GUY RITCHIE is a huge chess fan, despite admitting he is terrible at the board game.
The LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS film-maker is finding it hard to develop his chess skills and has failed to convince his superstar wife MADONNA to join him in the game.
He says, "I'm not a good bluffer. I am a c**p chess player. I play it a lot, but I haven't evolved at it for ten years.
"I tried to get my wife into chess, but she isn't a rabid enthusiast."