Pitt's Penis Woes

Hollywood hunk BRAD PITT found it impossible to keep his private parts under wraps on the set of eagerly-awaited Greek epic TROY.

Brad, who plays legendary ACHILLES in the film that depicts HOMER's story of HELEN OF TROY told, is delighted the tiny outfits worn by Ancient Greeks don't resemble the fashion statements of today, otherwise he'd find keeping his penis from public view impossible.

He tells British newspaper THE DAILY SPORT, "Those Greeks like the mini. Not only that, but apparently they fought with all their tackle hanging out. I read that they didn't mind it a bit."

30/03/2004 13:59

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