Osbourne's Royally Bad Memory
Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE's much anticipated meeting with British monarch QUEEN ELIZABETH II didn't go quite as planned - because he has totally forgotten what they talked about.
The BLACK SABBATH star, who performed in front of the Queen at UK charity bash The Royal Variety performance last month (NOV05) with the likes of CHARLOTTE CHURCH and SIR CLIFF RICHARD, can only recall thinking how attractive the 79-year-old still is.
He says, "She looked at me and she goes, 'Oh, so this is what they call variety now is it?'
"One thing about her, she's got great skin on her face. She's still a very good-looking woman I think.
"You know what? I've met her twice now, and each time I don't know what I've said to her.
"I can remember my first wife's mother's telephone number, but I can't remember what I said 10 minutes ago."