Gay Bar Rockers Are Straight

Camp American rockers Electric Six have revealed that despite recording single GAY BAR they are in fact straight.

The high-octane guitar anthem includes lines such as "I've got something to put in you/At the gay bar!/Gay bar!/Gay bar!"

But the six piece are keen to point out their ignorance of homosexual culture.

Singer DICK VALENTINE says, "Actually I just have to make it clear that the song really is about absolutely nothing at all.

"It doesn't have anything to do with going to a gay bar; it doesn't have anything to do with starting a nuclear war. It's just two minutes and 20 seconds of pure chaos."