Gallo Offers Sperm For Sale

An internet site is offering controversial film maker VINCENT GALLO's sperm for sale for $1 million (GBP550,000).

VGmerchandise.com - which calls itself "the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise" - includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilisation (IVF) or even naturally for an extra $500,000 (GBP275,000), a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough.

The site details the actor/director's physical attributes: "Mr Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen THE BROWN BUNNY, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy (eight inches if he's like his father)."

It also recommends his sharp features would "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female".


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