Crowe For Hire
Fans of Hollywood superstar RUSSELL CROWE can hire him to sing at their Christmas party - if they have a spare $900,000 (GBP500,000).
The actor and keen musician will travel anywhere in the world with or without his band 30 ODD FOOT OF GRUNTS for the right money.
A representative for Crowe says the star is keen to perform over the festive season but warns his schedule is filling up fast: "His diary is a moving beast."
Wealthy fans prepared to pay for the temperamental star would also have to fly Crowe to their venue location, provide five star hotel accommodation and cover his expenses.