Alba Turns On Dolphins
Sexy star JESSICA ALBA is always careful when she's scuba diving, because she doesn't like attracting amorous dolphins. The actress discovered horny cetacean mammals got aroused by her presence when she was a youngster, shooting dolphin drama FLIPPER. She recalls, "I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long... (penises). "I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards." Alba reveals the dolphin dilemma became a constant joke at the actress' expense. She tells MTV News, "Needless to say my closest friends and family did dolphin squeaking noises for the next five years any time they referred to me or called me or talked to me, which was pretty annoying."