HAPPY MONDAYS - TOOTHLESS BEZ INVESTS IN NEW SMILE

HAPPY MONDAYS star BEZ was so hurt by celebrity astrologer JACKIE STALLONE's criticisms of his "bad teeth" - he's investing in a sparkling set of new dentures.

The STEP ON dancer appeared with SYLVESTER STALLONE's mother in British reality TV show CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER last year (04).

And Bez admits she was right to comment on his poor oral hygiene, so he's spending a staggering $21,000 (GBP12,000) on dazzling dentistry.

He explains, "My teeth are battered from all my motorbike accidents.

"There are none at the back of my mouth, which means I have to swill my food around for ages when I'm eating."