TOM GREEN - TOM GREEN'S IMAGINARY CHILD

Canadian comedian TOM GREEN is so impressed with the playroom in his new home, he's decided to keep it - and pretend he has a son who uses it.

Green moved into his five-bedroom Los Angeles home in November (02), a month after finalising his divorce from DREW BARRYMORE. And the wacky comic, 32, admits the juvenile-fashioned room is easily his most favourite in the house.

He says, "The previous owners of this house had created this really cool room for their little boy. It had a built-in bunk bed, a fireman's pole, skateboard shelves, a surfboard table and a BATMAN-ear-shaped shower.

"It was designed so cool that I didn't want to turn it into an office or something silly like that. This is much more fun.

"Now when people come over and peek in I say, 'It's DANNY's room.' I tell them that Danny is my four-year-old Vietnamese son that I adopted last year. Maybe Danny is my alter ego."

He adds, "On the walls are planets that are hand painted, and the lights are shaped like planets and UFOs. Isn't that cool? And two of the three paintings I've ever done are hanging in there.

"It's not at all like my childhood bedroom, where I had apiece of toast nailed to the wall and maybe a broken skateboard."