GWYNETH PALTROW - PALTROW RAPS HUSBAND'S PREGNANCY ODE

GWYNETH PALTROW thrilled fans when she appeared on OPRAH WINFREY's daytime chat show yesterday (26AUG04) and rapped her husband CHRIS MARTIN's pregnancy ode to her.

The COLDPLAY singer filmed a hilarious short video, as THE NAPPIES, and presented to his wife just before she gave birth three months ago (MAY04).

The lyrics of the personal novelty ditty have been kept under wraps until Gwyneth decided to share them with Oprah on her show.

She rapped, "Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown/With your hormones bouncing up and down/Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you're sad/It's a weird nine months that you have had/There's stuff going down that you can't disguise/When your boobs got 10 times the size/The cup's gone up from an A to D/It's bad for you but it's fun for me/I'll be there through the thin and the thick/I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick/I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean/I'll change the nappy for the washing machine/I ain't no baddie, I ain't no baddie/I am your baby's daddy."