MORRISSEY - MORRISSEY WON'T REFORM SMITHS

MORRISSEY has closed the door on a possible THE SMITHS reunion - insisting he would rather "eat my own testicles" than perform with them again. The singer has been offered $8.75 million (GBP5 million) to play with his former bandmates for the first time since. 1987, but he is determined not to turn back the clock. Morrissey says, "I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian."