KISS - KISS STAR'S ROCK ANTICS LEAVE SCHOOLCHILDREN UNMOVED

KISS frontman GENE SIMMONS failed to inspire school children when he attempted to educate them in the wild ways of rock 'n' roll for upcoming British TV series ROCK SCHOOL.

Young classical music students at Christ's Hospital boarding school in West Sussex, England, were left completely baffled by the HOTTER THAN HELL star's behaviour, which included bragging about his 4000 sexual conquests and impressive financial status.

One schoolboy, RODNEY, says of the show to be screened on UK network CHANNEL 4, "At times I got really annoyed by him. I definitely don't want to be a rock star. I want to be a lawyer."

Another student, called DUDLEY, was equally unmoved: "A lot of us disagreed with his morals. If I did go into music, I think it would be something more relaxing like an orchestra."