COLIN FARRELL - FARRELL MOCKS AUDIENCE FOR FATHERHOOD APPLAUSE

COLIN FARRELL mocked the audience of an American TV show this morning (24NOV04) - because they applauded him for having "an orgasm".

The PHONE BOOTH star appeared on talk show THE VIEW alongside ANGELINA JOLIE, JARED LETO, ROSARIO DAWSON and OLIVER STONE to promote their new movie ALEXANDER.

And when Jolie praised Farrell for his greater maturity since becoming a father to one-year-old JAMES, the audience applauded him.

But Farrell laughed, "They're clapping because I had an orgasm. You don't know what I've done... 'Oh, yeah, he came and it worked! His sperm works!'"

Farrell further turned the air blue when he offered to get his "dick out" - prompting host BARBARA WALTERS to wonder aloud, "I don't know what I'm going to do about today's show... When these are people are on other shows, they're so dignified, what is it about all of us?"