EMILY MORTIMER - EMILY MORTIMER: MY WORST AUDITION

British movie beauty EMILY MORTIMER has experienced some terrible auditions in her time - but found it especially difficult making her mark in Hollywood.

The SCREAM 3 star was auditioning for a comedy and yet didn't even manage to raise an eyebrow despite the somewhat raunchy material.

Emily says, "I had to sit in a room and shout, 'F*** me, SANTA!', at the top of my lungs, very loudly in this audition.

"And there were three people, including the director, sitting opposite me, poker-faced.

"No-one's face even cracked slightly into a smile, and it was meant to be a funny moment. I was politely told to leave afterwards."