COLIN FARRELL - COLIN FARRELL'S LITTLE PROBLEM

Hell-raising Hollywood hunk COLIN FARRELL has quipped that he is under-equipped in the trouser department.

The Irish PHONE BOOTH star, who was spotted outside a Beverley Hills clinic well known for penis enlargement operations last week (19JUL03), made his comment in response to the infamous pornographic video featuring PAMELA ANDERSON and her rocker husband TOMMY LEE.

Colin, who is famed for his womanising ways, says, "Tommy is hung like a donkey, man. Good for him. They call him T BONE.

"I'd follow that trend if I could but it's physically impossible. Two inches. Hard as a rock."