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Just in case you haven't heard BMX XXX is
an 18 rated game for one reason, strippers. Yes there is some
dodgy American teenager humour that you can't avoid, you probably
should because it isn't funny. The real reason for the 18
rated certificate is the video clips of strippers, you are
rewarded with these when you complete each level, there are
three per level and one per competition which is only unlocked
when you place first. This is a sweaty teenagers dream, the
language, the strippers and the general dirtiness of the game
means there will be hundreds of them tossing off around the
county to a computer game!
BMX XXX doesn't look that good to be honest,
but the levels are nice and large. The riders don't really
look like they have had any life injected into them as they
haven't been animated very well. When you pull off a trick
on the ground the animation is at its worst, the bike and
rider will jerk from one position to another. Unfortunately
there is nothing outstanding in this department while some
of the animation is definitely sub-standard.
As for the sound it's all pretty standard.
The sound effects are familiar, but when you ride past pedestrians
they will talk or make a comment most of them only have the
one phrase though. When riding around the same spot for a
while this can become extremely annoying. The sound track
is all rock based featuring new and old bands such as the
80's band Motley Crue to Green Day.
Most games that are based on quirks and
hilarity are not very good games. BMX XXX is not really any
different but it is an improvement in some respects on Dave
Mirra Freestyle BMX 2. Much of the game does feel half baked
and almost unfinished and the risky move to feature strippers
and cursing was never going to fill a the large gap in the
gameplay. If you want to see strippers get a film out and
if you want an extreme sports game get Tony Hawk Pro Skater
4 or Aggressive Inline as they really do make BMX XXX look
pathetic.
4
out of 10
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