Ali G turned up at the premiere for his new film, Ali G Indahouse, wearing a jewel-studded crown and a thirty foot long velvet cape.
(Bling! Bling!)

At his side through-out were six 'beetchas' wearing only skimpy canabis shapped bikinis.He said: "I told Me Julie that the premiere was tomorrow night cos I knew there would be loads of bitches here tonight." Whilst making a speech to the celebrity packed cinema before the film started, Ali G explained why no members of the royal family had attended the premiere. He said: "The Queen and Charles said no. And Harry said no - probably cos him still owe me 20 squid for dat eight." In Oscar style Ali G also had his thank-yous to make: "I must thank Working Title Films for this. They forked out £12 million for the movie. And £11.5 million went into that cafe in Amsterdam."

Speaking about his role, which includes a stint as MP for Staines, Ali G detailed his plans for the country if he ever really becomes MP for his hometown. He said: "I would rename Berkshire as Booyaksha and Great Britain as Wicked Britain, plus I'd get rid of Wales completely, and hopefully swap it for half of Jamaica."

An after party at the Mafair club in Soho was attened by Sacha Baron Cohen's real life Me Julie, ex-Home And Away actress Isla Fisher. Other guests included Jonathon Ross, Eastenders actress Tamsin Outhwaite, disgraced ex-MP Neil Hamilton and wife Christine Hamilton, famously pregnant pin up Jordan and actors Charles Dance and Micheal Gambon, who both appear in the film. Naomi Cambell, who makes a cameo appearance in the film, arrived with "friend"
Tony De Niro.