My Life So Far Movie Review
My Life So Far Review

"My Life So Far" Overview

Rating: PG-13
1999
Cast and Crew
Director : Hugh HudsonProducer : Steve Norris,David Puttnam
Screenwiter : Simon Donald
Starring : Colin Firth,Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio,Irene Jacob,Malcolm McDowell,Rosemary Harris,Tcheky Karyo,Robert Norman
I guess you’re either one of those people who loves 1930’s Scottish
coming-of-age stories, or you’re not.
Looks like I’m not.
Narrated by the precocious Fraser (Norman), we tour the life of a wee Scottish
lad who seems brilliant beyond his years. Fraser’s life is dominated by his
large family, which runs a sphagnum moss plantation – the only one in Europe,
we’re told (many times). There’s dad (Firth), a Beethoven freak and spare-time
inventor; mom (Mastrantonio in a bad Scottish accent), the wallflower; Gamma
(Harris), the gamma; crusty Uncle Morris (McDowell – wasted in this role); and
his child fiancˇe/bride Eloise (Jacob).
What a fine, dysfunctional family they make, what with dad’s inventions going
awry, and both father and son making goo-goo eyes for Eloise. And when Fraser
finds grandpa’s old stash of Victorian-era pornography stashed away in the
attic, boy, look out!
All of this tries to be very quaint and sweet, but turns out to be perverse and
disturbing, to say the least. Dad is nothing short of a lech, and in fact, all
the adults in this picture are sorry role models. (No small wonder that the
epilogue states that Fraser grew up to be “a successful television executive.”
Fitting indeed.)
My Life So Far wants to be a hybrid of Unstrung Heroes and Cold Comfort Farm,
but lacks the charm of either of them. Instead, it’s just a twisted little art
movie that will probably get steamrollered on release.
The opening credits warn you that this “Based on a True Story.” Why they
picked this story to turn into a movie is beyond me.
Off to see the wizard.
Reviewer: Christopher Null





