Jakarta Movie Review

Simply put, this is one of the worst movies you'll ever see. Sex and the City's Chris Noth hams it up as an ex-CIA agent (now a bum) mysteriously shipped back to Jakarta for unknown reasons... though they likely have something to do with the mysterious woman in the red dress. But mostly it's just an excuse to get Noth in a bunch of fights and chases. Incomprehinsible and awful. Of special note -- horrormeister Troma is a co-producer on the film, proving once and for all that it should stay far, far away from making "serious" movies.