Freddy Got Fingered Movie Review

(sung to the tune of Tom Green's "The Bum-Bum Song")

My bum is in the chair My bum is in the chair Look at me I'm watching Tom Green's hair!

Tom plays Rip Torn's son Tom plays Rip Torn's son Once respectable? Rip, where's your career? (hee hee hee!)

Look at Tom, he's raw Look at Tom, he's raw Get a job? No, he just wants to draw!

Watch Tom go berserk Watch Tom go berserk Stuff his face Or give a horse a jerk!

An organ made of meat Or a woman he can beat They don't make much sense, but try not to worry too much about that! A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

They're walking out in droves They're running for their cars Don't look back Away from here they go!

Hi my name is Tom Hi my name is Tom I can't tie my shoes but I can write a movie script!

Poo! Poo! (repeat)



Freddy got milk.*

* This scene not actually included in film.