Coming Soon Movie Review
Coming Soon Review
"Coming Soon" Overview
Rating: R
1999
Cast and Crew
Director : Colette BursonProducer : Keven Duffy,Beau Flynn,Stefan Simchowitz
Screenwiter : Colette Burson,Kate Robin
Starring : Bonnie Root,Gaby Hoffmann,Tricia Vessey,James Roday,Bridget Barkan,Mia Farrow
If Coming Soon is not the worst film of all time, it's damn near close. This
horrifying movie follows three prissy, stuck-up New York City high-school girls
whose two problems are 1) getting into college with the aid of
bribes/daddy/lying and 2) having an orgasm (see if you can figure out that
oh-so-clever title now). Kids, you can't make up shit like this. And oh, how
I wish the writer hadn't made it up either. Not only is it in horrible taste,
it's just plain horrible -- and oh, Mr. Gray, how sad I feel for you to be a
part of this dreck.
Insulting and unwatchable, this one merits a rare "must avoid."
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Review by Christopher Null 
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