Buying the Cow Movie Review

Any film that equates Bridgette Wilson with a cow has our curiosity piqued, but this godawful sex comedy (about, naturally, the pitfalls of marriage, not cattle) starts off weak and ends up even worse, with one juvenile antic following after another. In fact, calling this a sex comedy is an insult to real sex comedies (American Pie). In fact, it's kind of insulting to cows.