Beer League Movie Review
Beer League Review
"Beer League" Overview

Rating: R
2006
Cast and Crew
Director : Frank SebastianoProducer : Artie Lange,Anthony Mastromauro
Screenwiter : Frank Sebastiano,Artie Lange
Starring : Artie Lange,Ralph Macchio,Anthony DeSando,Cara Buono,Jimmy Palumbo,Jerry Minor,Laurie Metcalf,Seymour Cassel,Michael Deeg,Elizabeth Regen
If you're unfamiliar with Artie Lange, he's part of Howard Stern's gang of
cronies, the guys who write his jokes and make wisecracks from the peanut
gallery. That qualifies you to write, produce, and star in a movie that is,
let's face it, basically about yourself: a self-proclaimed fat, "funny" guy
named Artie who lives at home, has no job, and plays softball mostly while
drunk.
Beer League is a loose collection of threads of plot surrounding Artie: His
baseball team is so rowdy they are threatened with expulsion from the league
unless they can beat their arch-rivals. He's got girl trouble with "used goods"
Linda (the impossibly gorgeous Cara Buono). And he's throwing a bachelor party,
which is bound to get him into trouble.
Lange's Artie is a profane loser who's never afraid to make fun of himself, and
that helps. Beer League is at its funniest when Lange is the butt of the jokes,
not so much when he's trying to play the hero. But following the film ends up
being a lot like listening to one of Stern's radio broadcast. It's just a whole
lot of lewd potty humor that doesn't really add up to anything substantial, a
guilty pleasure of sorts when taken in small bursts, but which grows somewhat
tiresome in the long run.
Buono's underrated sense of brash comedy (check her out in Kicking and
Screaming) lends a softer touch to the film, and when she's on screen the movie
is much improved. Unfortunately we are reminded in the end that this is a movie
by Artie Lange (by way of TV writer Frank Sebastiano, who directed) about Artie
Lange. Do you like Artie Lange? And I mean, a lot? Have I got a DVD for you.
The DVD includes a second disc of extras, with commentary track, and umpteen
behind the scenes featurettes.
Reviewer: Christopher Null





