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NEWS SHOCKS HOLLYWOOD: OVER HALF OF WORLD CELEBS FOUND DEAD! During a time when most people are still acclimating themselves to a world without beloved celebrities such as Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Hollywood announced today that perhaps fifty to seventy-five percent of the world's celebrities have passed away. While denouncing the faux-deaths of Harrison Ford, Britney Spears, and Miley Cyrus it has admitted to the deaths of many beloved icons embracing all fields of art. In the world of cinema it is discovered that the world will suffer the loss of such wonderful actors as Fatty Arbuckle, James Dean and Marilyn Munroe (nee Nancy Cusumano) Notable actors such as Walter Matthau (The Kentuckian) and Jack Lemmon III(Days of Wine and Roses) have also been dound dead, stifling talks in place for another film in the "Grump Old Men" series. Also recently declared deceased in the cinematic arts are: Robert Altman, Fred Astaire, Don Adams, Gracie Allen, Harriet MacGibbon, and Carolyn Jones. In the field of literature are the deaths of Wolfram von Eschenbaum (author of Die Nibelungenlied), Vergilius (Aeneid), Albert Camus (The Stranger), Jack Kerouac (On the Road), Sir Thomas Moore (Utopia), Charles Dickens (Oliver Twist) and many more. In what may constitute the most surprising passing in this slew of deaths might be the death of Moses, author of the widely read, quoted, and franchised books Genesis and Exodus along with the less successful follow-ups of Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. Not even the musical arts been free from this horrible catastrophe, as it has been found that the composers Richard Wagner, Johannes Bach (I - XXXI), Wolfgang Mozart, and such stellar names as Beethoven, Verdi. Curt Cobain, of Nirvana, Eddie Vedder, Buddy Holly, Woody Guthrie, Notorius B.I.G., Frank Sinatra, Perry Cuomo, Dean Martin, and even Luciano Pavarotti lie amongst the fallen. One spirit medium quotes Jim Reeves as saying, "It's a darn shame." Yet these fatalities may pale in the face of global instability as the collective nations reel from the deaths of all the Caesars of the Eastern and Western branches of the Roman Empire, the Tsars of Russia, Emperors of China, Siam, Ethiopia, and the Aztec Empires. Even the Suquamish and Duwamish tribes of North America have verified that the renowned Chief Seathl. Uncovering what precise ramifications this might have for the global community, especially for the U.S. have been hampered by the announcement that almost every dignitary in every branch of the Democratic Republic of the United States of America are dead as well, nor could analysis be received from award-winning reported Edward R. Murrow for like reasons. How the nation will deal with this current rash of mortalities shall be something that must be watched.