Sumo

You can sit around for the rest of your life waiting for things to change and maybe they will, maybe they won't, either way you're not responsible, you're not to blame. Sumo say that life's a little too short for that sort of attitude. You want a new T.V.? Take a breezeblock to the window of your local electrical store and get yourself one. You want to lose some weight? Jog down to McDonald's with a bag full of dynamite. You want to give Pop Music an enema it'll never forget? Snap on the surgical gloves and breathe on the teat because you're going to have to do it yourself. This was a lesson Sumo learned when it was still just a baby.