Secret Wedding Bells: We start with big congratulations to supermodel Agyness Deyn this week, who managed to pull off a very rare thing in Hollywood - a surprise wedding! The British born stunner married 'Saving Private Ryan' star Giovanni Ribisi in Los Angeles, despite next to nobody realising they were even dating. Now that's what we call secretive!
Stewart Hits The Big Time: Though a wedding to Robert Pattinson would be almost impossible to keep a secret, Kristen Stewart doesn't have to worry about that for now - given the growth of her Hollywood career. The actress' hard work paid off this week, after she was named the highest paid female star in the world.
Warner Bros, how could you? We were saddened this week to hear plans for 'Dumb and Dumber 2' had been scrapped. Jim Carrey blames studios Warner Bros and New Line for a lack of enthusiasm, claiming a sequel to the classic comedy was surely a no-brainer. We're with you, Jim.
Katy Stops Traffic: In unprecedented scenes, Katy Perry closed Hollywood Boulevard this week, with over 5,000 fans turning up for the premiere of her new movie 'Part of Me' at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Los Angeles.
Fiddy Feeling Fine: Fans of rapper 50 Cent collectively held their breath this week after it was reported that he'd been involved in a serious car accident in New York. We should probably have remembered that this is a guy who's been shot 9 times already. Was he ok after the smash? You bet he was.
Welcome Back, Charlie: Though some took enjoyment from Charlie Sheen's infamous meltdown in 2011, we couldn't help but await the man's return to screens. Now - after the dust has settled - Sheen will star in his new sitcom 'Anger Management', as well as playing the President of the United States in the sequel to Machete. Who else?
Dixie Chick: Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill delighted fans this week by announcing the birth of his first child, daughter Dixie Pearl. The singer and wife Lily Aldridge welcomed their first born in a Nashville hospital last week.
One of a Kind: Willow Smith debuted a tongue piercing this week, to a mixed reaction on Twitter. Though some raised concerns about the singer's age, it's worth reminding critics that this is a girl who's already had a hit single at the age of 11. She does her own thing, and that's what makes her Willow.
Video of the Week: This week's hottest footage features one of the biggest actresses around at the moment, Emma Stone. The star arrived at The Late Show with David Letterman in a sleek nude coloured trench coat, and signed autographs for fans. Though she's probably well aware of her steady rise to fame, we just hope Emma's prepared for how big she's going to become with the release of her new movie 'The Amazing Spider-Man'.
It's Monday morning and my bones hurt. I'm tired, hung-over, and there's a slight ringing in my ears.