Facts and Figures
Run time: 118 mins
In Theaters: Friday 14th February 2014
Box Office USA: $12.6M
Box Office Worldwide: $12.6M
Distributed by: Warner Bros. Pictures
Production compaines: Weed Road Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, Warner Bros.
Contactmusic.com: 2 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 13%
Fresh: 17 Rotten: 117
IMDB: 6.2 / 10
Winter's Tale Review
The fact that this magical romance has been retitled A New York Winter's Tale in the UK tells you what the filmmakers think of the audience: we can't be trusted to get anything on our own. Writer-director Akiva Goldsman lays everything on so thickly that there's nothing left for us to discover here. And he botches the tone by constantly shifting between whimsical fantasy and brutal violence. Sure, the manipulative filmmaking does create some emotional moments, but inadvertent giggles are more likely.
It's mainly set in 1916, where young orphan Peter (Farrell) is running from his relentlessly nasty former boss Pearly (Crowe), a gangster angry that Peter isn't as vicious as he is. Then Peter finds a mystical white horse that miraculously rescues him and leads him to the dying socialite Beverly (Brown Findlay). As they fall deeply in love, Peter believes he can create a miracle to save Beverly from the end stages of consumption. And Pearly is determined to stop him. But nearly a century later, Peter is still wandering around Manhattan in a daze, trying to figure out who he is and why he's still there. He gets assistance from a journalist (Connelly), who helps him make sense of his true destiny.
Yes, this is essentially a modern-day fairy tale packed with supernatural touches. But Goldsman never quite figures out what the centre of the story is, losing the strands of both the epic romance and the intensely violent vengeance thriller. Meanwhile, he condescends to the audience at every turn, deploying overwrought camera whooshing, frilly costumes, dense sets and swirly effects while a violin-intensive musical score tells us whether each a scene should be wondrous or scary. At the centre of this, Farrell somehow manages to hold his character together engagingly, even convincing us that Peter is around 25 years old (Farrell's actually 38).
All of the other characters are one-note: Crowe is irrationally nasty, while Brown Findlay and Connelly barely register beyond being smily and sweet. Hurt and Saint offer some strong support in implausible roles, while Smith's extended cameo is simply absurd. We try to connect with the characters, finding moving scenes here and there, but Goldsman continually throws us out of the story with another flash of grisly savagery. And the real problem is that he never connects the dots, insisting that we believe the plot just because he says so.