Underworld: Evolution Movie Review

If current cinema is to be believed, everywhere we humans are not looking, vampires, werewolves, advanced machines, and other nightcrawlers are living in alternative societies. Underworld brought such a society to the fore, shining a torch (and some flattering designer light) on a leather-clad group of vampires embroiled in a feud with an ancient race of werewolves known as Lycans. In Russia just last year, Night Watch took us into the gloaming to witness similar shenanigans. Perhaps fearing that six months is too long between gothic, O-negative drinks, the makers of Underworld have offered us its unnecessary, unanticipated, and unexpectedly OK sequel, Underworld: Evolution.

Beginning for beginners with a flashback to 1202 A.D. where two siblings - Marcus (Tony Curran), the original vampire, and William (Brian Steele), the first Lycan - are battling each other in a frosty village, the film does much to quickly remind us of its vampirical mythology. Marcus is betrayed by Viktor (Bill Nighy), stored away in the vaults of the family mansion, and William is trapped in a steel coffin for all of eternity. The twins are separated. With this effective piece of prehistory portrayed with some pizzazz and a lot of furrow-browed earnestness, director Len Wiseman treats us then to a series of flashbacks from the original film. Selene (Kate Beckinsale) has killed Viktor and his blood has revived a hybrid Marcus, now with wings. What he wants, and the very nature of his resurrection, are muddily explained in a film whose plot is too convoluted to be enjoyed, but whose occasional sparks of light work hard to make it float.

It is almost redundant to accuse Underworld: Evolution of being an unoriginal mishmash of The Matrix, Blade, and certainly Night Watch, but nonetheless this is definitely the case. Yet for what it is, and for where it fits in the pantheon of great or not-so-great sexy vampire movies, it is perfectly agreeable. It is not good, but it does have its moments. Some of the set pieces are truly impressive; Marcus's winged attack on Selene and Michael's (Scott Speedman) truck is exciting stuff, and the look of the film is admittedly interesting and consistent with the original. Performances are OK, too. As Selene, Beckinsale might be onto something with her bright blue contacts and emotionless Britishness. I don't know if it's acting, but there is a certain charisma in it. Speedman is serviceable, as workmanlike as one expects, but his character is unneeded in a film that barely acknowledges his existence. Michael is a plot device, there to die, be resuscitated, and save the day, oh, and of course make for some nice soft-focus lovemaking. During all of this, stage actor Derek Jacobi lends an unnecessary air of dignity to the affair, an air that is in fact the film's greatest failing.

With its confused octopus plotting and copious splatterings of blood, a little levity would not have gone astray. Alas, Wiseman and writer Danny McBride have created a film that is entirely humorless. Where is Buffy when you need her? Whether or not this film is better than the original Underworld is as moot a point as this review: It would be like comparing apples with apples -- from the same orchard. The only difference is the setting; if the 2003 movie was a city mouse, this is perhaps a country mouse. If you liked staying with the city mouse, you will probably enjoy these more rural settings. For me, Underworld: Evolution may not be a new breed of woe, but it's hard to drum up the enthusiasm to call it anything more than a hybrid of unnecessary and average.

I always bathe with my latex bodysuit and my shotgun, too.

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janina

I love Scott Speedman to death and I saw this movie only because he's in it yet I have no qualms in saying that I really don't care much about underworld as a movie-- not this one nor the one before it. Yes, I agree, it is damn forgettable and ordinary. Speedman was worth sitting through it though, for what it's worth. :)And, I just have to say, HEAR HEAR about your comment on Beckinsale, "I don't know if it's acting but..." Made me laugh. And, so true.

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Tesa_d_wallace

Excellent vamp and liccan movie. Not quite as good as the first go round, but still a great flick....and the steamy love!...will there be an Underworld 3?....probably so... :)Tesa

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rosssandy

Enjoyed the first movie but would not have cared about the second one if it had not been for our favorite actor, Derek Jacobi. He was worth the price of admission.

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mdonna

I really liked Underworld - thought it was quite a funky idea - that whole lycans and vampires thing...a FRESH view, and immensely entertaining. Even the dark-blue, grey-green screens really worked for me. I'm SO pleased that Underworld:Evolution was made, because after the first one, I wanted more of the story. In my opinion, Len Wiseman did a great job of it. He kept it crisp, neat and on-the-point. This follow-up story made sense and did not stray. I also like the use of the English actors...their accents work really well for these movies - well, for these two - leaving the Canadian accent for the 'outsider', which 'Michael' was. I think it was all COOL. I'm ready for the next one - whenever! It would be intriguing to see the story of Michael Sheen's character 'Lucien'...Bring it on, Len & co.!

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Underworld: Evolution Rating

" Grim "

Rating: R, 2006

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