Suicide Blonde Movie Review

The only reason I bothered to take this disc out of the plastic wrap (and what's up with those stickers sealing these things shut?) was that renowned pin-up girl (and latter day Beverly Hills 90210 heroine) Angel Boris had the starring role. The story -- involving a suicidal chick (Boris), a strip club valet (Dale Paris), and the Cuban mob -- couldn't be more of a throwaway (mainly involving driving around town, attempting kooky robberies, and gratuitous nudity -- of course). The movie itself looks like it was shot in one weekend.

Don't miss the DVD commentary track for those pearls of wisdom from director Eduardo Carrillo and Boris herself -- just as good as going to film school!

Cast & Crew

Director :

Producer : Steven A. Frankel,

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Grandpa007

This movie was soooo cheap, it didn't even use the music "Suicide Blond" in the stupid movie.

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albo

I don't know why everyone torches this movie. Angel Boris was absolutely powerful in her role, completely convincing. And if someone wants to complain about gratuitous nudity, well, any normal movie-goer would take that in a heartbeat as long as it's Angel. I give this a 9+ out of 10, and it would have been higher if the nudity had actually been less gratuitous and more integrated in the plot. But hey, who's complaining...?

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Suicide Blonde Rating

" Unbearable "

Rating: R, 1999

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