Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera Movie Review

Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals are garish, puerile melodramas with all the elegance and sincerity of a Super Bowl halftime show -- and his brash, brassy songs have the depth and nuance of action-movie explosions.

Director Joel Schumacher was responsible for one of the most tawdry, terribly cliché-riddled action-movie bombs in Hollywood history -- 1997's "Batman and Robin."

When this pair teamed up to bring Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera" to the big screen, it was a match made in hell.

A film of gross overacting and overproduced grandeur, yet one without a scrap of digestible character, "Phantom" opens with young and lovely understudy soprano Christine Daae (Emmy Rossum, "The Day After Tomorrow") already under the spell of an obsessed, half-handsome, half-disfigured psycho who lives underneath the most grandiose opera house in 1889 Paris.

Although she's never seen the Phantom (Gerard Butler), over the years she's been in the chorus he has secretly taught her, night after night in the bowels of the building, to "Sing my angel! Sing for meeeeee!" So when the joint's conspicuously talentless, tantrum-throwing Italian diva (Minnie Driver) refuses to perform one night, Christine takes her place, setting in motion a string of events that lead to the girl's star rising and the Phantom's jealousy boiling.

With no story arc to speak of, the characters are left to wander in and out of loosely connected set pieces: Christine gets engaged to a vanilla viscount (Patrick Wilson) with the expressionless stage presence of a rag doll. The theater's matron (Miranda Richardson) is revealed to be in cahoots with the Phantom for no explored reason. Meanwhile, the scenery-chewing titular stalker rages around his incredibly lush, immaculately gaudy underground lair, singing some of the most ungainly exposition-crammed lyrics in musical history.

"You have come here for one purpose and one alone," Butler thunders to the cheap seats as the period-incongruous, ear-splitting, organ-versus-drum-set, rock-opera orchestrations swell. "Since I first heard you sing/I have needed you to serve me/to sing for my music!"

The songs are so vociferous and beyond campy that if Beavis and Butthead were theater fans, they'd have the T-shirt and would head-bang along to the soundtrack. The acting is so painfully histrionic that the closing credits surely could have run with out-takes of the cast cracking themselves up.

Yet pretty, hairy-chested Butler -- who was picked for the title role after Schumacher saw him in the schlocky "Dracula 2000" -- has no weight or portent. What he does have is a scarred face that seems to change disfigurements depending on which stylish mask he's in the mood to wear while terrorizing theater patrons.

Not a single paper-thin character is sympathetic. (Wide-eyed Rossum does her best with Christine, but who can care about a girl so easily entranced and manipulated by the men in her life?) Schumacher's aimless storytelling fails to find a direction until 90 minutes into the film's two-and-a-quarter hours. (The silent 1925 "Phantom" starring Lon Cheney was only 93 minutes, and too long at that.) And Webber's plot is often nonsensical, even the parts that aren't full of narrative holes. Why do the theater owners refuse to let Christine sing their show's lead again, despite threats from the Phantom and even though she's a bigger hit than their star?

But even if "Phantom of the Opera" weren't a sensory assault of cinematic excess, it would still be missing one of the primary draws of the stage hit: the audience's own role in the production, most notably when the theater's grand chandelier is sent crashing down by the enraged Phantom. Here Schumacher must provide a surrogate audience in an on-screen theater, which diminishes the impact of everything that takes place on the opera stage.

Feel free to take this review with a grain of salt if you're someone who doesn't have a pre-determined loathing for Webber's inflated theatrics, inharmonious melodies and unsophisticated libretto. But even if "Phantom" worked for you on stage, just remember this picture is made with hell-bent gusto by the guy who put nipples on Batman's superhero costume. So consider yourself warned.


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I have never read such Rubbish in all of my life . You apperantly dont know Great acting when you see it . I Loved this movie and all of the actrors where Great . Gerard Butler is one of the most brillant actors I have see in awhile , he adds so much emotion to the story line His looks ,his voice are what made this movie so Fantasic.

8 years 3 months ago
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I think maybe this critic was not viewing the film with an open mind - he clearly hates musicals, especially ones by ALW! So his views are not worth their weight in salt. I have just watched the stage version in London which was excellent as all live performances are, but the film is so sexually charged and there's a lot more love/pity/lust from Christine for the Phantom - I have to confess I would like to see the film version put on stage!!

7 years 9 months ago
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phantomreddeath777

i completly agree with u nightmusic, It was a wonderful movie and anyone who doesn't realize it. Don't have any taste at all.

9 years 1 month ago
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theRIGHTcritic05

The horrendous review by Rob Blackwelder on the brilliantly mastered Phantom of the Opera was, to say lightly, as if he hadn't even watched the movie. It's a shame that such an enchanting and beautiful film has such a bad reputation... and it's because of critics like these. It doesn't take a genious to piece the strong storyline of the movie together. With actors meant for their parts, this work of art will be treasured for many years to come by all types of people. Rob Blackwelder stated that, "The songs are so vociferous and beyond campy that if Beavis and Butthead were theater fans, they'd have the T-shirt and would head-bang along to the soundtrack." On the contrary, the music fits perfectly with the passion of the movie and actors. I write this with sincerity and honesty...this movie gets 5 stars!

9 years 3 weeks ago
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Webber/musicfan

I so disagree with the reviewer. Have been a fan of Andrew Lloyd Webber's music for years. Have seen the Phantom on stage in New York and was excited to see the film. I thought it exceeded my expectations with the music, costumes, sets, and the actors. I think Gerard make an excellent phantom and added much sex appeal to the role. So, mr reviewer, my opinion is that you just dont appreciate this type of music.

7 years 3 months ago
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quigley1955

Anyone who can say this movie is no good, has no idea what art is. I've seen the play twice, but Butler's portrayal of the Phantom has so much more depth! Close-ups allow us to see incredibly authentic emotion - view Butler during the "Why So Silent" scene. Butler's voice doesn't carry the same smoothness of range as Crawford's did, but when I listen to both on my CD player, Butler has it all over Crawford. Butler's voice complements the actions in the scenes & gives us a dramatic sense of the emotions that the Phantom is experiencing. If the acting, singing, and setting is too "overdone & shallow" - perhaps that critic ought to stick to non-fiction since he obviously has no sense of the artistic!

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Eriks Rose

Come on, it was agood film. So Gerard Butler wasn't a singer but he did a damn good job! Emmy Rossum was beautifully tragic and Raoul was so believable. I know this isn't everyone's cup of tea, and it is better on stage interaction wise but it's a good film, very well made, perfectly cast and beautiful. And one thing, if you're going to be a critic, you don't refer to bad films made by the director, especially when he's done good ones, and you show both sides of the argument. If you ask me, this film needs a new critic.

8 years 2 months ago
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Did this "critic" see the same movie that I did? This movie was well acted and well sung. Gerard Butler as the Phantom was excellent. If he had listened to any interviews with the producer and director, they wanted an untrained actor to play in the role. He also filled the screen with a certain electricity. The movie was based on the stage play, not meant to be an exact copy. Anybody who has seen a stage play, then goes to see the movie version, has to go in with a clear mind and let the movie speak for itself. One cannot sing for a movie as one sings on stage. The voice has to be more subdued. Even Michael Crawford would have had to sing it in a different style (although his voice is too high-pitched for my taste).This "critic" needs to watch this fine movie again. This time though, pretend that he isn't upset that Michael Crawford isn't in the title role. This type of review is the reason that I don't pay attention to anything that reviewers have to say. When I read a review like this, I wonder who paid the critic to be so negative.I gave this film four out of four stars.

8 years 11 months ago
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Phanphorlife

The fact that you, Mr. Blackwelder, were so untouched by the beauty, emotion, and just plain lusciousness of this amazing movie speaks volumes to me about what kind of a person you must be. (to quote a line from the movie, "Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?" to create such hateful and negative thoughts...)What exactly was it about the movie that threatened you so much that you felt the need to cover your insecurities by spitting out all that venom? You're obviously out of touch with reality, first of all, or maybe you live in a parallel universe, where what you think you see is, in reality, exactly the opposite of what is really there....because, as others have mentioned already, the movie you've described and criticized is absolutely, most positively not, the same one that I saw when I went to the theater!!!

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The phantom of the opera is the best movie I have ever seen! Emmy Rossum has an incredible vioce and she is an amazing actress.THat movie is great and anyone who doesn't see that is a idiot!

7 years 11 months ago
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Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera Rating

" Unbearable "

Rating: PG-13, WIDE: Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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