Perfectly Legal Movie Review

This Playboy production may have plenty of lame, wholly-expected soft-core sex scenes, but it certainly doesn't approach anything close to being perfectly legal.

Everything in the movie is just plain bad, from a shot of a tabloid magazine heralding a "scandel" to a lawyer who refuses to put her client on the stand -- "because that's exactly what he would want!" -- despite the fact that said client is actually suing the other guy!

It's nonsense and it's not even funny in a pathetic sort of way, and the lame cavalcade of unattractive stars in tepidly compromising positions only makes the movie worse. I'd call it unwatchable, but that would be just scandeluss!

Playboy, I object!

Cast & Crew

Director :

Producer : Jennifer M. Byrne


Comments

Perfectly Legal Rating

" Unbearable "

Rating: R, 2002

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