Luminarias Movie Review

Cast & Crew

Director : Jose Luis Valenzuela

Producer : Sal Lopez

Screenwriter : Evelina Fernández

Starring : Evelina Fernández, Scott Bakula, Cheech Marin, Robert Beltran, Marta DuBois, Ángela Moya, Dyana Ortelli, Seidy Lopez, Sal Lopez

Four whiny, middle-aged, Latina women just can't understand why a good man is hard to find. Well, if you spouted weepy lines like "I'm falling in love with myself for the first time!" maybe you'd have trouble understanding why as well. Unfortunately screenwriter/star Evelina Fernández doesn't understand just how sappy her writing is (and her acting skills are middling), thus dooming her, and Luminarias, to the 99-cent bin at Blockbuster. If the idea of this movie is remotely appealing to you, check out Tortilla Soup instead.

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Luminarias Rating

" Terrible "

Rating: R, 1999

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