Hideaway Movie Review

Let's get this straight. Hideaway is the worst movie I've seen in months. Watch Jeff Goldblum dance around for two hours trying to keep Aerosmith's favorite video girl, Alicia Silverstone, from getting whacked by the bad guy. Yawn. Only the heavy metal soundtrack is redeemable: it keeps the audience awake.

Comments

Hideaway Rating

" Terrible "

Rating: R, 1995

Advertisement

More Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum Finds The Right Words About Jurassic Park

There can be no one who was alive in the early 1990s that does not regard Jurassic Park as the ultimate classic. And it seems...

Mortdecai Trailer

Charlie Mortdecai may be rude, arrogant and distinctly unlikeable, but he's also a terribly rich English art dealer with a drop dead gorgeous wife, charming...

Wait, You Didn’t Know Jeff Goldblum Had A Jazz Band? Meet The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra

Far from being just that actor from Jurassic Park and Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum is also a jazz pianist who's about to make his big...

Jeff Goldblum Agrees To Awesome 'Jurassic Park' Picture At Wedding

If Jeff Goldblum attended your wedding, you wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to ask for a couple of selfies, would you? Well, newlyweds Pamela and...

Advertisement

5 Things To Know About Jeff Goldblum’s New Fiancee Emilie Livingston

Congratulations are in order for Jeff Goldblum and his girlfriend Emilie Livingston, after the couple became engaged while vacationing in Hawaii. Livingston revealed the engagement...

Johnny Depp's Upcoming Mortdecai: What You Need To Know

Are you ready to see a blonde Johnny Depp indulge in a bit of crime and shady art-dealing? Well you better be. Filming of Depp's...

The Grand Budapest Hotel Movie Review

Wes Anderson's entertaining filmmaking style clicks beautifully into focus for this comical adventure. Films like The Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom are packed with amazing...

The Grand Budapest Hotel Trailer

The cast and crew of 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' discuss the story, the main characters' relationship and the duties of the concierge in the latest...

Advertisement